Two Lies and a Truth [Forum Game]

[Red Beard]

Can't be #1 because you started off the thread by naming your nationalities. So.. #1 is my answer. Reverse psychology.

[Joshua Morriseau]

And the big winner......Stakerauo!!!!! Your good at this game!

[Stakerauo]

I want to be shit disgusting again, but last time we did that this whole thread experianced a sudden death... :/
To make it even harder, I have made all of these close-to-truths. Details are the only things that seperate two of them from reality.

1. Brains are sexy! When I started getting top grades I started attracting more women than before, and I am currently able to choose between a super hot "trophy wife" girl, a girl with amazing proportions on her ass to waist to boobs, and a girl with a seriously promising future.

2. One night, when I was out drinking, a super hot couger, almost twice my age, started checking me up, and we talked for a while. Later we were on our way to check in to a hotel when we encountered a friend of mine who begged her for heroine-money. No need to say he claimed to be my friend quite loudly, and it scared her away. I therefor proceeded by knocking his lights out.

3. I'm starting to think I live in a bad neighbourhood. The block I live in, as well as the surrounding ones, have always experanced a high level of criminality, from blind violence, drug dealing, and murders. When I told a friend from another neigbourhood I went to Saltvern primary and lower secondary school(the school in my area, obviously), he asked me how many people I had to mug to get accepted there.

[Red Beard]

3.

[Joshua Morriseau]

1..I think

[Stakerauo]

Red Beard is correct!
In #1 I recently stopped going out with the third girl, so that's probably not an option anymore. In #2 he cock blocked me because I had knocked him out earlier, not after.

You're up, Red Beard!

[Joshua Morriseau]

Red Beard is correct!
In #1 I recently stopped going out with the third girl, so that's probably not an option anymore. In #2 he cock blocked me because I had knocked him out earlier, not after.

You're up, Red Beard!

I don't think he will play, his cs application was just rejected

[Red Beard]

Nah, I'll play.

Umm. Let's see. I won't be as disturbing as some of the other posts.. not naming names. -cough

1. I have a few tattoos, one which includes a unicorn because it's Scotland's national animal.
2. I have dark brown hair on my head but a red beard.
3. I braid my nipple hairs and call them Dusty and Joey.

[Joshua Morriseau]

Cant be #3, I seen you put your picture in that article of players and their photos and I remember the beard but I believe you had a hat on so not sure...but ill take #2

[Stakerauo]

Man, I was gonna go for #2! I've got a little red in my beard too. Guess I'll choose #1 insteas then!

[Red Beard]

Lol. Joshua got it. #1 is almost correct. I have tattoos, but not a unicorn even though it is our national animal.

Your go Joshua. (#3 was my grandpa btw, he has nipple beards and that's what we named them)

[Joshua Morriseau]

Lol nipple beards

1. I once accidentally posted naked photos of myself onto my Face Book page resulting in plenty of embarrassment and never being able to go anywhere without someone always saying, "Remember when you posted dick pics on FB!"
2. I got the idea to fashion the Norwegian Green Party because I am a RL member of the Green Party.
3. My beloved dog Mitzy of 5 years was just hit by a car two weeks ago. She did't die but the damage was so bad we had to put her down. She was my first dog

[Red Beard]

3, sadly

[Stakerauo]

I crie bc #3

I'm gonna go with #2. I always delete my nudes immediatly after they've lived up to their purposes making it hard to accidently post them. I'm gonna guess you're the same

[Joshua Morriseau]

Im happy to report that Mitzy is alive and well, we just got back from our walk

And your sort of right Stakerauo, it wasn't #1 but I do have a bunch I haven't deleted yet

Which means you were right by picking #2! I recently became a member of the Canadian Green Party in November 2013 so when I created the NGP it only made sense to found it after what I believed in.

[Stakerauo]

Dammit, now I have to think of tricky lies again
Doing it with a little twist this time then.

Here's a fact. I am a part of one of the few remaining Nordland families left in Norway. A Nordland family is a family which is directly descendent from the Norwegian noble family of Benkestok. Here are a couple of true and false statements concerning this noble family:

1. The house of Benkestok absoloutely hated the house of Jarlsberg when they supported the Danish Christian Frederick VII for king of Norway, opposed to electing a Norwegian king. This lead to Benkestok siding with the French-Swedish king Karl Johan in the wish to enforce a Norwegian-Swedish union.
2.The house of Benkestok was one of the oldest noble families of Norway, and one of the few original ones as well. They had an economical monopoly on many products that was traded in Norway because of their large estates in, Western- and Northern Norway, Bohuslän, Shetland, the Faroe Island and on Iceland.
3. The originator, Tord Benkestok who originally was a bandit, saved the king's only daugther by killing a group of other bandits before he raped and killed the princess. The king, thinking he vengenced her embarassing death, raised him to nobility.

[Joshua Morriseau]

Well Im not going to say #2 because wiki doesn't mention Iceland

But cannot find anything on the other two but Im going to go with the most likely which is #1

[Red Beard]

I'll go with #2. #3 is disturbing.

[Stakerauo]

#1 is wrong. The house of Benkestok went extinct before the Norwegian-Swedish war in 1814.
I haven't read anything on the wikis. All of this is stuff that's been passed on through family, so Iceland might've been added or mentioned and brought with it all by mistake. :I

[Stakerauo]

I'll go with #2. #3 is disturbing.

You're right! Guess Iceland isn't meant to be there then, if Joshua didn't find it on the wikis. :3

#3 is almost correct. The true story is that he saved the king, not the princess, and he didn't rape him. However, he did rape some female royalties.